September 4, 2013

Senator John McCain was caught playing poker on his iPhone during a Senate hearing on the potential US bombing of Syria, because nothing goes with a shitty idea better than a Royal Flush.

This week, Chobani issued a recall of some of its Greek yogurt due to "swelling" issues. Because if there's one thing Americans won't tolerate, it's food-related swelling.

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