Earlier this week, the first hamburger made with meat grown in a laboratory was served at a demonstration in London. In terms of authenticity, eaters ranked it "Slightly Above McDonald's."
GE has strapped plans to build the nation's largest solar power plant near Denver. When asked for comment, the Sun was like, "Aww, burned!"
An American tourist broke the finger off a 600-year-old statue at a museum in Italy. Although, in his defense, how many of you got someone's digits on a trip to Europe?