August 28, 2013

Ohio State is considering naming its hospital emergency room after Abercrombie & Fitch, presumably in response to a rash of ab-related injuries. The new facility would be called the "Abercrombie & Fitch Emergency Department," because nothing says "quality medical care" like topless high school dropouts with eating disorders.

On Tuesday, the New York Mets traded outfielder Marlon Byrd to the Pittsburgh Pirates—on the same day as Marlon Byrd T-Shirt Night at the Mets' stadium. God, those poor fans...they actually had to watch a Mets game...

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