July 31, 2013

A "Price Is Right"-like game show in Pakistan has started giving away abandoned babies as prizes. And suddenly, that dinette set isn't looking quite so bad...

According to a new study in the New England Journal of Medicine, staring at a woman's breasts for 10 minutes a day is better for your health than going to the gym, finally giving men the excuse they've never needed. ("No, honey, I was just exercising! I swear!")

The study was commissioned by the Committee to Elect Anthony Weiner.

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