Friday

May 3, 2013

Nestle is recalling four varieties of frozen pizza after customers found small fragments of plastic. Nestle has since apologized, assuring customers that next time, the plastic will be much larger and more pizza-like.

As of this week, Hotmail email accounts have officially been discontinued, so our deepest apologies to the nation's grandparents.

Jacksonville, Florida, has been named the most average city in America, in news that does not bode well for the average American.

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