April 5, 2013

According to a new poll, a majority of Americans support the legalization of marijuana, while a majority of marijuana smokers will now spend the next 2 weeks telling you this fact.

KFC announced it will soon begin offering deep-fried boneless chicken, presumably in response to the results of the marijuana legalization poll.

A New York company has recalled frozen pizzas, quesadillas, and mozzarella sticks due to an E. coli outbreak-- WHAT IS HAPPENING?! SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ALL THE POT SMOKERS!!!

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