April 30, 2013

Nike has revealed that the largest shoe it ever made was for an elephant that had one leg shorter than its others. God, I can't even imagine how many tiny, elephant children it took to make that...

Police in Nepal are investigating after a fight broke out between hikers on Mount Everest. When asked why he felt compelled to punch his fellow hiker in the face, one suspect said, "Because it's there."

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