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April 18, 2013

Acrtress Gwyneth Paltrow has been voted Hollywood's most hated celebrity, presumably because people don't actually consider Kim Kardashian a celebrity.

"Crocodile Dundee" actor Paul Hogan says he is missing $34 million he had stashed away in an offshore tax haven. Replied Mitt Romney, "That's not a tax haven. (*reveals capital gains*) That's a tax haven!"

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