April 1, 2013

Justin Bieber's pet monkey was quarantined in Germany when he arrived in the country without the animal's required papers. Apparently, there was a lot of yelling and screaming and hurling of bodily fluids, but at least the monkey was pretty well behaved.

In an appearance on the Today show, Chris Brown said he is "humbled," so at least we know he's embracing the whole April Fool's Day spirit.