Tuesday

March 19, 2013

Chrysler has told owners of recalled 2013 Dodge Challengers to stop driving their cars. Replied Challenger owners, "Wait, you think we want to be driving this?!"

This spring, Burger King will begin selling turkey burgers for the first time, as in, "Oh, you guys have turkey burgers now? Neat. I'll have a Double Whopper with cheese, extra mayo, and a large fry."

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