American Airlines and US Airways are merging in a move that will form the world's largest airline. The merger would have been completed sooner, but it was delayed due to a "mechanical error" that the pilot is being really unclear about, and it's been like four hours since anybody told us anything, and for some reason the bathroom isn't working and I didn't bring any food with me and CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET OFF THIS MERGER??? PLEASE??? DEAR GOD, PLEASE???