February 14, 2013

Time Warner is reportedly looking to sell off all but three of its magazine titles. And you know they're just going to keep bugging you with those postcards until you cave...

American Airlines and US Airways are merging in a move that will form the world's largest airline. The merger would have been completed sooner, but it was delayed due to a "mechanical error" that the pilot is being really unclear about, and it's been like four hours since anybody told us anything, and for some reason the bathroom isn't working and I didn't bring any food with me and CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET OFF THIS MERGER??? PLEASE??? DEAR GOD, PLEASE???

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