January 17, 2013

Vermont was recently named the No. 1 state in the U.S. in cat ownership. Wait, so you're saying the home of Ben & Jerry's attracts spinsters? That's...pretty believable.

U.S. jobless claims have dropped to a 5-year low. *Gasp!* Of course! Obama's gonna take our new jobs with his guns!

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