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December 21, 2012

Former South Carolina governor Mark Sanford, who famously claimed he was "hiking the Appalachian Trail" while he was actually visiting his South American mistress, is reportedly considering a run for congress. Or, as he calls it, "banging my wife."

According to a new survey, shoppers are now more connected to product information than retail workers. When asked for comment, a Wal-Mart employee rolled his eyes and said, "(Sigh...) Hold on, let me get my manager..."

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