November 8, 2012

A mother in Kenya has named her newborn twins Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. Yes, this monumental birth-related news out of Kenya has confirmed many Republicans' long-held suspicion: Mitt is a real name.

A Cleveland woman who drove on the sidewalk to pass a stopped school bus was ordered to wear a sign labeling her an "idiot"—you know, because she lives in Cleveland.

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