The head of U.S. operations for McDonald's announced she is stepping down. Although if she's anything like their customers, she'll probably take the elevator.
Florida Senator Marco Rubio says his upcoming trip to Iowa has nothing to do with any presidential aspirations for 2016. See? It has nothing to do with that! He just loves corn! Bountiful, delicious corn, made by the best people in the best state in the best country in the world! And also, he's running for President in 2016.