Tuesday

November 13, 2012

The number of text messages sent in the U.S. has declined for the first time ever. Apparently, Brett Favre just started showing off his penis in person.

According to a new report, the United States is poised to become the world's top producer of oil within the next five years. So take that, global warming: we'll see you in Hell...which will soon be slightly less hot than the United States!

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