August 8, 2012

Yesterday, Ann Romney's horse Rafalca was eliminated from the Olympic dressage competition. It's sad news for the Romneys, but it does help Mitt fulfill his campaign promise to create glue jobs.

The CEO of Papa John's says Obamacare will raise the price of its pizza by 15 to 20 cents per order. I know, I can't believe it either: he calls that stuff "pizza."

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