August 27, 2012

Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has given birth to a son. Sorry, I meant "sun-dried tomato."

The first day of the Republican National Convention was postponed today due to the threat of Tropical Storm Isaac off the Gulf Coast. The convention is now scheduled to start on Tuesday, but just to be safe, Mitt Romney has ordered all poor people be moved to the Superdome "for their own good."

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