August 15, 2012

After 20 years of marriage, Kenny G has filed for divorce. I just don't know what to do with myself. Normally, in a situation like this, I'd get into the tub, dig into a pint of Rocky Road and pump some Kenny G over my shower radio—but now that would just make me even sadder. And if Kenny G can't find happiness, what hope is there for us mere mortals? I mean, the man is literally a G. Sigh...I'm gonna go take a bath...

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