August 14, 2012

According to a new study, Mississippi is the fattest state in the U.S. But nobody tell it—I hear it's a bit of a stress eater...

To be fair, its state bird is lard.

After two thrilling weeks, the Olympics are now over. And with that, Americans can once again stop caring about trivial things like track, field, ampersands, physical fitness, and the rest of the world.

The final tally for the U.S. was 43 gold, 29 silver, and 3.2 million new gym memberships that will be used once, then forgotten about until 2014.

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