Friday

July 27, 2012

A hotel in the UK has replaced all its copies of the Bible with "50 Shades of Grey." So if you hear someone screaming "Oh, God!" from the next room over, please don't worry.

The Opening Ceremonies of the 2012 Olympic Games take place tonight in London. Americans plan to celebrate their country's athletic prowess by sitting on the couch, removing their pants, and eating cheesy wings.

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