Thursday

July 26, 2012

The Department of Agriculture announced Wednesday that milk, beef and pork prices will rise next year due to this year's historic drought conditions. The news puts a real damper on the launch of Pizza Hut's new hamburger-stuffed-hot dog-stuffed crust pizza.

North Korea's state-run news media reported yesterday that Kim Jong-un is married. See? I told you it wouldn't be Jong before he found some un!

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