July 18, 2012

Last month, the NOAA pulled 50 metric tons of garbage out of the Pacific Ocean off the coast of the Hawaiian Islands. Fortunately, the cast of the Jersey Shore is expected to make a full recovery.

7-Eleven is reportedly set to launch a mashed potato vending machine at stores across the United States. "Ugh, that's disgusting," said a man eating a 9-hour-old Buffalo Chicken Roller and a 64 oz. Mountain Dew Slurpee.

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