June 4, 2012

An Arizona woman was arrested after she put her five-week-old baby on the roof of her car and drove off, forgetting he was there. "Pshh, like that's news," said Mitt Romney's dog.

President Barack Obama wrote an excuse note for a fifth grader who skipped school to see Obama speak  at an event in Minnesota. Meanwhile, in China, a fifth grader just finished a 36-hour shift in a factory making presidential stationary.

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