Wednesday

June 27, 2012

The British Parliament announced yesterday it will be renaming the famous Big Ben clock tower the "Elizabeth Tower" in honor of the Queen. Yeah, well good luck passing for an "Elizabeth" with that big ol' phallus for all to see.

The American Red Cross says that blood supplies in the United States have fallen to dangerously low levels. Sadly, it looks like there's only one possible solution: we must...RESURRECT ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER!

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