Tuesday

June 19, 2012

Two Chicago boys were found safe yesterday after ran away from home because they did not want to clean their room. When asked for comment, a female sibling called the boys "quitters" who "never follow through on anything."

Former major league pitcher Roger Clemens was found not guilty of lying to Congress about using performance-enhancing drugs. Clemens plans to celebrate by looking for his balls.

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