June 13, 2012

British Prime Minister David Cameron admitted earlier this week to accidentally leaving his 8-year-old daughter in a pub on Sunday. It's a potentially huge gaffe for Cameron, but then again, what man hasn't left after a long night at a bar with a fatter, uglier daughter than he'd intended on taking home?

This Summer, Burger King says it will begin offering a bacon sundae at restaurants nationwide. Not to be outdone, Arby's says that starting in June, every customer who orders a large curly fries will also receive a complimentary gunshot to the face.

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