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May 21, 2012


Will Smith slapped a Ukrainian reporter in the face Friday after he tried to kiss Smith on the lips. Now, it was just one little fight, but his mom got scared and said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." He whistled for a cab, and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh," and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, he could say that this cab was rare, but he thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, homes: to Bel-Air!" He pulled up the house about seven or eight and he yelled to the cabbie, "Yo, homes, smell ya later!" He looked at his kingdom — he was finally there — and he sat on his thrown as the Prince of Bel-Air.

Jeep has recalled 87,000 Jeep Wranglers due to a fire risk. That's right: your Jeep is now more likely to spontaneously burst into flames than be taken off-roading.

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