Friday

May 11, 2012

On Thursday, JPMorgan Chase disclosed more than $2 billion in trading losses, presumably after Mitt Romney held it down and shaved its head until it surrendered the funds.

A fire alarm went off at a Connecticut high school this week due to an "overabundance" of body spray in the locker room. So I guess Axe really does make you hot...

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