April 4, 2012

Mattel announced it will release a bald Barbie doll specially for children who have cancer. Because if there's one time people want a Barbie, it's when they're concerned about body image.

Wisconsin Democrats accused Mitt Romney of violating state election laws when he handed out free sub sandwiches to potential voters yesterday. But on the plus side, I think we just found out how Romney plans to win over Newt Gingrich.

Yesterday, Baylor defeated Notre Dame in the NCAA women's basketball national championship, becoming the first college basketball team to ever win 40 games in a season. Unfortunately, Baylor still failed to make the record books after only being credited with about 76 percent of the wins. (Now, granted, that joke wasn't necessarily all that entertaining, but it had great fundamentals.)

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