April 25, 2012

A Florida man shot his girlfriend while on a camping trip over the weekend after he mistook her for a hog, which may be the worst excuse ever conceived in the history of mankind.

Apple reported yesterday it sold more than 35 million iPhones in the first quarter of 2012, far outpacing both analyst projections and actual apple sales. The results show just how many people are willing to pay exorbitant sums of money to never talk to you again.

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