April 18, 2012

On Tuesday, House Speaker John Boehner formally endorsed Mitt Romney for the Republican presidential nomination, saying, "It is clear now that Mitt Romney is going to be our nominee." It's the most thrilling endorsement since Ulysses S. Grant backed Rutherford B. Hayes with his bold declaration: "Ehh..."

It's weird, you'd think Boehner would be a bigger fan of Romney, what with Romney constantly coming across as robotic, and Boehner looking he's made from an element unfound in nature.

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