April 17, 2012

At least 11 members of the Secret Service were put on leave last week after they allegedly brought prostitutes back to their hotel rooms in Colombia. Which is odd, because if you expect anyone to provide secret service...

An official report released Monday says 16 passengers and crew members were hurt on a 2011 Air Canada flight after the pilot dove 400 feet when he mistook Venus for an oncoming aircraft. Sadly, the pilot continues to have PTSD flashbacks and dives into the floor every time he sees his wife's razor.

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