March 28, 2012

Newt Gingrich has decided to scale back his presidential campaign, shocking those that thought he had done so about two months ago. Gingrich's new strategy includes ditching his campaign manager and laying off a third of his staff. The break room snack supply will remain unchanged.

A new video shows actress Alicia Silverstone pre-chewing food for her 10-month-old son, and then feeding it to him from her mouth-- No, wait, I'm sorry. That was a finch.

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