August 19, 2011

Scientists say they are developing a new drug that has proven to "substantially" extended the average lifespan of obese mice in clinical trials. Apparently, the plan is to use the mice to feed all of our new, long-living fat people.

Former Delaware Senatorial candidate Christine O'Donnell walked out of an interview with CNN's Piers Morgan this week after he asked her questions about gay marriage. Then again, it's probably best she just walked out instead of going with her other inclination: turning him into a newt.

A new poll has found that Paris Hilton is the least trusted celebrity in America. Man, so I guess being a wealthy socialite ex-reality TV star with a sex tape just means nothing anymore...