August 18, 2011

Clothing maker Abercrombie and Fitch has offered to pay the cast of Jersey Shore to stop wearing its clothing, saying their "association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image." That image, of course, being 13-year-olds listening to LFO in 1999.

This week, Kraft Foods unveiled a new cookie called the Triple Double Oreo. It features a layer of vanilla cream, a layer of chocolate cream, three layers of Oreo cookies and two shots of insulin.

According to a report from CNN, the Social Security Administration wrongly declares 14,000 people dead every year. Alas, it turned out they had all merely moved to South Florida.

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