July 7, 2011

CNN has canceled former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's show "In the Arena." Spitzer said the breakup was amicable, and that he is looking forward to spending more time with his prostitutes.

The U.S. government is reportedly warning airlines that terrorists are considering surgically implanting explosives into their bodies so as to outmaneuver airport security screenings. Plus, I bet they don't even keep themselves off until the plane reaches an altitude of 10,000 feet, so there's another problem right there.

Yesterday, Facebook announced a new video chat service, officially eliminating any remaining reasons to ever leave your home again.

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