July 5, 2011

Joey Chestnut ate 62 hot dogs in 10 minutes to win yesterday's Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest. Chestnut claimed his fifth-straight title in front of 40,000 fans at New York's Coney Island, all of whom left disappointed when, once again, none of the competitors even came close to choking to death.

The Secret Service said it is launching an investigation after the Fox News Politics Twitter account was hacked and posted multiple tweets declaring President Obama had been assassinated. In a statement, Fox News renounced the hacking, adding, "Also, those were definitely not pictures of Bill O'Reilly's penis. Definitely, definitely not."

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