Friday

July 29, 2011

Yesterday Johnson & Johnson announced that, to prevent overdoses, it will reduce the maximum daily dose in Extra Strength Tylenol. Or as it will now be known, "Strength Tylenol."

In a new advertising campaign launched following the legalization of gay marriage in New York, Fort Lauderdale is attempting to position itself as a gay-friendly honeymoon destination—presumably because they think gay people do not know about Hawaii.

Scientists in Singapore have developed a robot they say can "imitate the human ability to love." Said nerds everywhere, "Great. Call me when it gets a vagina and low self-esteem."

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