The Sarah Palin documentary "Undefeated" is being sent to Pay-Per-View after struggling at the box office. Critics say it did not help that about halfway through the movie's official run time, it just sort of ends.
Later today, McDonald's will announce that its Happy Meals will soon include a fruit and/or vegetable. Or, as the kids who eat them will call it, "that thing I throw away after I eat my fries."
Australian police officers had to use pepper spray to subdue a kangaroo that attacked a 94-year-old woman in her backyard Tuesday. So yeah, the next time you think America's problems are so bad, just remember that at least our senior citizens aren't being attacked by crazed marsupials.