Sarah Palin has insisted she "didn't mess up about Paul Revere" when she messed up about Paul Revere last week, referring to him as "He who warned the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms by ringing those bells, and makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." So it seems Palin has put herself in a sort of Catch-22 situation here: either she messed up, or Paul Revere was a bumbling idiot. Your move, Madam.
A Utah man was cited for disorderly conduct after paying his medical bill with 2500 pennies. Man, so you can't even use pennies to pay for things anymore. How are we still making those?