Tuesday

June 28, 2011

Yesterday, a jury in Chicago convicted former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich on corruption charges. Or, as it's known in Illinois, "Monday." Jury members said they would have considered acquitting Blagojevich, but ultimately realized "we've got this thing and it's fucking golden, and we're just not giving it up for fucking nothing."

The International Criminal Court has issued a warrant for the arrest of Libyan leader Muammar el-Q addafi. You know, just in case all the bombs weren't sending a strong enough message.

The Supreme Court has struck down a California law that banned the sale of violent video games to minors. That's California: where teenagers who want to simulate mass murder now have more rights than gays who want to get married!

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