Friday

June 17, 2011

Embattled New York congressman Anthony Weiner (D) formally announced his resignation yesterday. Weiner said he is looking forward to spending more time with his penis.

A new study from the CDC shows that approximately 1 in 4 high schoolers drink soda every day—a lower number than expected. Although in the high schoolers' defense, who really wants a soda right after having unprotected sex?

While talking to a group of unemployed workers during a campaign stop in Florida, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney (R) quipped that he is "also unemployed"—this despite having an estimated net worth of more than $200 million. But hey, with comments like that, Romney is likely to remain unemployed for a long, long time...

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