June 14, 2011

The LA Times is reporting that $6.6 billion in U.S. aid to Iraq is missing, and auditors suspect it may have been stolen. On a completely unrelated note, Dick Cheney has announced that thanks to a new bionic heart, he will never die.

Minnesota congresswoman and Tea Party favorite Michele Bachmann announced her candidacy for the Republican presidential nomination Monday at the CNN GOP presidential debates. Although she did have her back to the camera at the time, so we can really only assume that's what she was saying.

Yesterday, investment firm Roark Capital Group announced it had purchased two fast food chains: Corner Bakery Cafe, and Arby's. In a statement, Roark founder Neal Aronson said, "Oh, yeah, and fries. Get fries, too."

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