Fox News has permanently taken Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum off the paybooks now that they have official taken steps toward making presidential runs. And thank goodness, because you would never want to see Fox News risk their objectivity over something like that.
Judith McGrath, chairman and chief executive of MTV, announced her resignation yesterday. McGrath plans to spend the rest of her life in a nunnery atoning for the damage done to society by Jersey Shore.
Al-Quaida has confirmed the death of its leader, Osama Bin Laden, a move that may help end some conspiracy theories. Although if you're the kind of person who doesn't trust the word of the U.S. government until it has been backed up by al-Quaida, you've probably got bigger issues.