The Senate voted yesterday to extend provisions from the Patriot Act, which will probably just, like, totally ruin Memorial Day weekend for terrorists and stuff.
The Supreme Court ruled yesterday in favor of Arizona in the state's quest to shut down businesses that employ illegal immigrants. So enjoy life without Chipotle, Arizona.
A new study has revealed that nearly 25% of all fish sold in grocery stores and restaurants are mislabeled, with fraud the rates for some species running as high as 70%. Man, so we can't even trust fish anymore? Damn. No wonder they extended the Patriot Act.