May 20, 2011

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker (R) has moved to block a state law that grants hospital visitation rights to gay couples. Which is ironic, because I'm pretty sure Walker just finished fucking a couple thousand men from public unions.

Playboy announced yesterday it will be putting its entire catalog online, featuring every issue from the magazine's 57 year history. So if you've ever wanted to masturbate to the same images as your grandfather did, congratulations: your dreams have come true.

According to a prediction from 89-year-old Harold Camping and several thousand billboard ads purchased by his ministry, Family Radio Worldwide, tomorrow will mark the "Rapture," or Judgement Day. So yeah, if you haven't seen Bridesmaids yet, you may want to get moving on that...

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