May 17, 2011

The United States hit its debt ceiling on Monday, seemingly the only problem the country can't just solve with an invasion.

In other news, Rahm Emanuel was sworn in yesterday as the new motherfucking Mayor of Chicago, motherfucker.

Real estate mogul Donald Trump announced yesterday he will not seek the Republican presidential nomination in 2012. Trump apparently bowed out when he discovered he would not be allowed to rename the White House.

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