Pabst Brewing Co., the maker of Pabst Blue Ribbon, announced yesterday it will be moving its headquarters to Los Angeles. Fucking sellouts.
A man at a Thai airport was arrested today after authorities found drugged baby leopards, monkeys, panthers and a bear in his luggage. And by authorities, I mean Samuel L. Jackson.
A 16-year-old high school student from Canada was honored this week for discovering a potential new treatment for cystic fibrosis. Meanwhile, your teenage nephew just finished a delicious Gordita Baja® at Taco Bell. USA! USA! USA!