May 12, 2011

Today, a group of House and Senate Republicans are planning to introduce Tea Party-friendly legislation that would grant states the right to override any federal law. Or, as critics might call it, a gigantic waste of government time and resources.

Navy SEALs reportedly seized Osama Bin Laden's personal, hand-written diary during the raid that resulted in the terrorist leader's death. Wait, Osama Bin Laden had a diary? Ha! What a girl.

Phillip Morris CEO Louis C. Camilleri caused a bit of a stir yesterday when told the crowd at his company's annual shareholder meeting that cigarettes, while harmful and addictive, are "not that hard to quit." Which is a lot like saying that lung cancer, while harmful and lung-impacting, is "not that hard on your breathing."

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